humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
- #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
You know your a Tegan and Sara fan when:
- It’s Storey
- Christina Simpson… Sampson.
- You feel like a cherry pie
- "Well if it isn’t my bohemian sister Tegan."
- Cats and Giraffes
- "Would you try to mount it?"
- "FIIIIVE DAYS LEFT!"
- Pink shorts
- The colour yellow
- Dandelions, bowl cuts, and mullets
- HAIR EXTENTIONS